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A celebrity wedding inspires a certain kind of voyeurism, watching the superrich, super-connectedtruly goall out.
Well, usually anyway.
But not at the celebrity wedding of the year, whenBritney Spears married Sam Asghari.
Because dont forget, before shes a superstar, shes a Louisiana girl!
Like half the girls you went to high school with, Spears arrived with Asghari via horse-drawn carriage.
The wedding lasted around ten minutes because, well, who doesnt want to get to partying?
Spearstook offher heels when she hit the dance floor, like all brides want to.
She evenput onher glasses as the night wore on.Thatsrepresentation.
Spears and Asghari didnt have a first dance, but she wasted no time getting down with her friends.
She danced with Madonna and Selena Gomez to Toxic and sang Stars Are Blind with Paris Hilton.
Kathy Hiltoncommandeereda mic at one point.
Dont we all have that one friends parent?
When Spears and Asghari drove off for the night, the guests sent them off with what else?
Sure, Spears wore Versace and changed into three different looks at the reception.
And sure, youve probably never been to a wedding with Madonna and Paris Hilton.
And okay, yeah, none of your friends houses look quite likethat.
But wealth aside, Spearss wedding felt more like, well, your cousins.
And also judging by her wedding, shes been a closet Pinterest lurker this whole time.
Update, Saturday, June 11:Britney has completed her bridal duties by tweeting her post-wedding thoughts.
It was the most spectacular day !
I was so nervous all morning but then at 2:00 pm it really hit me …
I had a panic attack and then got it together pic.twitter.com/8seTzexgFx
