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The song is a riff on the schmaltzy The Christmas Shoes alreadyunpacked by Patton Oswalt.

The little kids had a rough year, what with his bird going missing.

The bird is back?

And its Charli XCX?

And it started a band?

What a happy Christmas surprise!

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