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Stephen Colbert created a new tradition by announcing who the Sexiest Man Alive is.
He reported on his show that the award was between two hotties:John Oliverand Chris Evans.
A real battle between the jocks and the nerds (the jocks obviously being Oliver.)
However, their fate was in the hands the people, well, technically,PeopleMagazine.
And the winner was… Chris Evans!
Of course, it is.
America wasnt ready for Oliver to be named the sexiest man alive.
A hunk who was on set, in the audience, ready to accept his award.
Evans reminded us normies that the sexiest thing you’re free to do is vote.
We already knew that from sexy runner-up Oliver.
He practically talks about it in every episode ofLast Week Tonight.