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Next up is Clare OKane.
What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?like kill me.
The work I am most proud of is probably … uuuuh, I dunno, man.
Im pretty equally proud of everything Ive ever done.
Lets just saymy stand-up albumLet It Be.
Yeah, Im pretty proud of that.
And of course I did not at the time.
So I was basically asking my grandma if her granddaughter made her horny.
So we went ahead and did just that.
I really wasnt paying much attention, I was kind of just gesticulating and opening and closing my mouth.
All of a sudden, I see a man in an electric wheelchair careening toward me.
He then chastised me for talking about people in wheelchairs (something I didnt realize I had done).
Its just something that needs to and will happen, and the world will be better for it.
When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.
This weird shit shouldnt be taken too seriously.
Were not doctors here.
Im smart, I swear!!!
But if they dont, thats okay!
Feel bad for them that they just saw something they didnt like.
Theres only so much you might control about the situation, you know?
He said that you should never say that you bombed.
Because then people will hear that and go, Wow, this guy must be good!
But to me, thats … weird.
All for the sake of success, I guess?
I WANT people to know I bombed.