Dangerous Liaisons
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Who is Jacqueline???
I know, Im getting ahead of things, but I will not rest until this mystery is solved.
I hope the answer involves someone being gay.
I was not ready!!
Merteuil leaves behind a letter for her husband, which her steward finds.
In lieu of anything else, though, I guess were using a capitalized Majordome!
He is great, if a bit prickly, and I look forward to his partnership with Camille.
When we begin the episode, especially immediately after Merteuils death, he still pretty much hates Camille.
Maybe hates is too strong.
Very much looks down upon and does not like is more accurate.
Camille says she will do it.
I continue to love Victoires practicality and her frustration with her very dramatic best friend.
We learn more about how they met, as Camille has flashbacks throughout the episode.
One of the first is her covered in blood, lying in the street.
So thats how she ended up at Jerichos.
Literally kidnapped off the street as she lay injured.
In another flashback, Camille wakes up at Jerichos with bandages on her wrist.
And who is it butValmont.
Thats right, right away,thatguy.
He wants Camille to teach him about women and what they really think and want, etc., etc.
Now we know why.
(Just tell Aaron things you like about him, Genevieve!)
Women are trained to not cause anyone else (men) to be inconvenienced or angry with them.
Partially for womens safety!
Haha, Majordome, you dick.
Fortunately, the pussycat reference makes Camille immediately know who Florence is: one of Valmonts many letter-writers.
Because who the hell else is going to call themselves a pussycat?
I hate even typing it.
Florence immediately announces, Welcome to Paris, and Camille is accepted.
Valmont gets dressed and goes to see Camille, whom he slow-claps.
(Is this the first slow clap??
No, surely not.)
Get outta here, Valmont!
But Camille is not going back to her extremely dangerous life without a fight!
She also says that Majordome stays.
The marquis asks if she knows who he is, and Camille replies, Not a very nice man.
A gentle but cutting put-down!
All hell breaks loose in Camilles mind!
Her emotions are in chaos!
It is reminiscent of nothing so much as Miley Cyruss Wrecking Ball.
Jacqueline de Montrachet, what is yourstory?
Wow, I hope thats the story.
The actual facts we have are that Jacqueline is someone who promised Camille everything and then threw her away.
Camille tells Victoire that Camille isnotnothing and she will make Jacqueline see that and suffer.
I dunno, this does sound pretty gay.
But then, I dwell in hope.
SO excited to learn more about Jacqueline and to see Camille takeallthese people down.
