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Youve heard of the tunnels underneath Disney World, where decapitated Mickeys roam the subterranean depths like CHUDs.
But have you heard of the time capsule underneath Dollywood?
These artifacts include a cassette player and/or CD player (Parton mentions both).
Those machines couldnt sit empty, so Parton recorded a track to be played upon the capsules opening.
And heres the most frustrating part: Its a really good song, she teases.
So you know what we must do.
Show up at Dollywood with shovels!
Make it the plot ofNational Treasure 3,and have her write anewsecret song for the fictionalized version.
