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Aim low and youll rarely miss.

Thats been the ethos of theHotel Transylvaniafilms ever sincethe very first one in 2012.
But there was sweetness there as well.
You could watch them with your kids and not feel your soul corroding into dust.
The result feels like a serviceable imitation of something that was already a serviceable imitation of a real movie.
It feels, frankly, kind of gauche.
(Van Helsing has a special monster gun.)
(They broke the monster gun.)
The same goes forTransformania, though even these gags feel a bit more tired than usual.
That aint nothing in this terrible, terrible world.