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Full Frontal With Samantha Beeannounced its cancellationearlier this week, marking yet another big hole in the late-night ecosphere.
Media mergers and a possible-maybe recession has caused late night to shrinkflate.
And they represented two different flavors of boy: intense yet swole freak and secret teddy bear.
Carmy and Eddie did their little charm-offensive routines for Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon, respectively.
Thats why these two are stuck at No.
Give the people what they want: queerbaiting!
Wouldnt it be fun and not confusing at all to bring back the Sondheim-singing stockbrokers?
Meyers thinks so, and he wasnt just reading that off a cue card.
But then Billy Porter ended hisTonight Showappearance with a completely random run of Jennifer Holliday, because why not?
Youre only on TV a finite number of times, even if youre a legend like Porter.
Why not make the most of it?
He enteredLate Showinhead-to-toe Celine, then did a little scatting to Stevie Wonders Superstition.
Because, again, why not?
The ice caps are melting!
Time to mark some stuff off the bucket list.
Theres absolutely no reason not to be loosey-goosey at all times nowadays.
In fact, its imperative.
Shes very worried this new rich person wont even know to put a yacht inside of a yacht.
Thats fucking critical to the process!
The delivery on this tirade with winning lotto numbers interspersed is impeccable.
