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Next up isDylan Adler.
What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?Half-Japanese.
And if you dont like it, heres my twin.
Fourteen million people viewed it, and there were even news articles about it.
Im really proud of my showRape Victims Are Horny Toothat I wrote with my friend Kelly Bachman.
And I get to do it with my friend Kelly, who I love so much.
We recorded an album of our show thatll be released on September 23.
(Were both gay.)
I dragged my keyboard into the middle of the roller rink where the stage was.
Every time she passed me, shed yell Stop!
I have a daughter!
I just kept singing and she covered her daughters ears.
The next couple shows afterwards, my mouth would dry up before I got onstage.
Anyways, that little girl is now Greta Thunberg.
Their comedy is so dark and twisted, and they fully commit to their jokes.
They flesh out these disgusting and hilarious characters that make me pee laughing.
Its everything I love to see in comedy.
I absolutely think River deserves wider recognition and a special very soon, because Id watch it immediately!
I thinkJessica Kirsonshould be a household name.
She makes my stomach hurt laughing.
The way she talks to herself onstage is so creative, and I love how dirty her material is.
She commits to her performance to the 10,000th degree, and its one of my favorite things to watch.
Shes like a force of nature.
I think she deserves to be Bill Burrlevel famous.
When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.
what hill will you die on?Everyone is your enemy and competition.
Do not invest in community, friends, or joy.
Drink ten Red Bulls every day and go to open mics from 9 a.m. to 2 a.m.
I think putting one diverse face on a TV show spearheaded by an all-white creative team isnt really progress.
I legit listen to every singleSuper Soul Sundayepisode.
It was along the lines of Aim for what makes you personally laugh the hardest.
Write what you want to see.
Do what makes YOU genuinely laugh.
Its your own comedic voice that only you might bring to the table thats being showcased.
WIN in cum is better.
Its snappier and SWIM in cum makes no sense.
I did not take the lyrics.
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