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Robin Williams has a joke that cocaine is Gods way of telling you you are making too much money.
I am not blaming Taylor Swift!
I am congratulating her.
Savvily, she pivoted from country to pop without losing her initial fan base.
Our nations fine football stadiums are just too small.
That means she is more popular than football more popular than college football!
Short of that, she needs to shed some fans.
Like 7 or 10 million, give or take.
If you are feeling yourself getting mad at this proposition, dont worry, this wont include you.
You clearly care about her a lot and that is good and nice and special.
I want you to see her in concert with your fellow Swifties.
But, say, if you didnt take her seriously untilRed, youre out!
(Excluding those too young to hear her music before then, of course.)
If you think Jack Antonoff is her best collaborator, no tour for you.
If you tweeted something shady during herReputationera, I think everyone agrees you dont deserve to see her live.
What has she been up to lately?
Untilthere are laws about this stuff, we must make sacrifices for the greater good.
Its thee, hi, youre the problem, its thee.
