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Its like aDropoutcrash course, only real, and with way more mid-2010s hashtaggery.

Weve curated some lowlights below.

There is no dream you cant achieve.

Just an amuse-bouche of the corporate feminism to come.

Menacing, considering how people use this as a place to die for stuff.

SUCCESS is not the result of spontaneous combustion.

You must set yourself on FIRE.

Spoiler alert: She did!

“People don’t generally walk out of a lab test and think, that’s awesome.

And we want them to.”

-@eholmes2003at tonight’s@cwclub

Thats awesome!

Watch health tech pioneer@eholmes2003explain what her company@theranosis truly about:http://t.co/F5QhnwIdi3pic.twitter.com/f138aIO895

Biden-spotting.

Her passion just happens to be allegedly defrauding Walgreens.

Incredibly special to be w/u & speak abt some of our shared missions.

Happy birthday to the late Margaret Thatcher.#ironsisterspic.twitter.com/8fMa6h3ysN

Holmes was really trying to get #ironsisters going.

Its something about how under every glass ceiling, theres an iron woman.

Its not a … perfect metaphor.

And nothing lays bare the callowness of empty feminism than wishing Margaret Thatchers corpse Happy birthday.

-@eholmes2003to@jimcramer

Its October 15, and weve hit theWall Street Journalarticle drop.

Get a RT from Meghan McCains dad!

#lifeofpurpose#theranospic.twitter.com/lbrmWGH2Xm

The Theranos-branded historical quotes are getting a bit more on the nose.

History.#BreakingGlassCeilingshttps://t.co/Q2raKEXfpw

Getting to actively aggress people in a foreign nation is actually a girlboss slay.

When you walk in for a Theranos lab test, we treat you as wed like to be treated.

As a guest, not a number.https://t.co/H4CmlLTWCr

She really thought she was Genius Barifying privatized health care.

Congrats to the amazing@serenawilliamson SI Sportsperson of the Year.

Toquote Will Smith, get her name out of your mouth.

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