Emily in Paris
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Emilys first day at Sylvies agency gets off to a rough start.
First of all, Emily is literally wearing a bra instead of a shirt … to work??
Her lipstick looks great, though.
What did I tell you?
This, we ALL know, is the greatest joke of all.
Imagine if there were an oral-interview requirement.
Lets see our girl HUSTLE.
Still no word on the apartment situation, but maybe thats coming up soon?
Or that part of the fantasy will remain intact through all of this tumult?
The column is written by Janine Dubois, who is, reportedly, a bitch.
Emily opens her Instagram to confirm a hunch: Janine follows her!
I write in my notes, Its gotta be a hate-follow, no?
Alfie got a new place, and Emily is forcing him to throw a housewarming.
I CHEERED at this development finally Mindy and the main plot are actually connecting.
(Possibly better than the one we are currently watching …) They even have sparks!
Chemistry, as I live and breathe!
Im so relieved by this development that I will not linger on Mindys enormous glitter-trimmed hat.
(Also, why doesnt Emily want to hear Mindys stories about selling illicit drugs?
Emilys commitment to being boring is one of the most infuriating things about her.
Sylvie is right there!)
Because there is only one restaurant in Paris, they eat at Gabriels.
Is she gasp goodat her job today??)
Well, that explains her unironic interest in Emily.
But before she even shows up, Emily and Janine are getting along famously.
Alfies party is … a pool party?
As usual, Emily ruins every social interaction by making it about work.
(Didnt she learnnot to talk work at parties way back in season one?)
Mindys outfit is 100 percent green sequins.
I do like her ponytail.
Nicolas finds her and they bond.
Mindy gets very vulnerable very quickly while talking about her parents cutting her out.
At exactly this moment, Benoit bursts in to kill their vibe with a very territory-staking kiss.
He is SEETHING and Mindy insists nothing is going on.
But meanwhile, Nicolas is inviting Emily to a JVMA event tomorrow just to see Mindy again.
I assume they are contractually obligated to do this every half-hour.
Does Sofia know Camille has a boyfriend?
This is quite the dicey place to cheat on him, but Camille goes for the kiss anyway.
The JVMA party is a sunblock launch for which Nicolas secured Mindy and Emily some VIP lounge chairs.
You saw two girls kissing at a party.
you oughta get out more, followed by some excellent advice: Stay out of it!
Will Emily heed Mindys wise counsel?
Ugh, probably not.
), would be perfect for a commercial.
And her stunt actually works: Nicolas likes the song.
Or he likes Mindy so much he isnt even thinking clearly about the song.
Either seems equally plausible to me.
Mindy cant believe Emily is so good at her job, and neither can I!
Nicolas is surprisingly chill about Emily having to take back the song maybe he never really liked it?
and says hell give her a crack at the sunscreen account anyway.
Someones about to earn her first commission!
Sylvie is nowhere in sight.
So Emily is summoned to Sylvies office for a confab about this insubordination-slash-failure.
So its sort of a sartorial spoiler.
She even says good work before throwing Emily out of her office.
That evening, Camille rolls into Gabriels restaurant along with Sofia.
Coordinated after all?)
Emily keeps her mouth shut, miraculously.
They are from Nicolas, so of course Benoit is livid.
Anyway, they perform Shallow but in French?!
WHEN WILL THESE PERFORMANCES MAKE SENSE?
like, SOMEONE HELP.
You know who is not a child?
but to check out the Style section, where Sylvie is featured, as she should be.
