Emily In Paris

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Are we to believe Gabriel takes himself so seriously he does not like that women find him attractive?

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Obviously, he knows his restaurant needs good press!

Instead, we just get more Instatrash from Emily.

Are their gentle brains shaken clean like Etch A Sketches between episodes?

At the office, we learn that Savoirs new client is Vespa.

Emily suggests that the Vespa is a purse you’ve got the option to ride.

They literally PAID HER TO GO TO PARIS FOR THIS.

Emily flips through photos from the bracelet boat party and yes!

The photographer was totally into Sylvie!

Is there symbolism, or am I just craving meaning?)

Yet again, Emilys hair looks like plastic.

As soon as Emily leaves, Sylvie secures a date with Erik, the dashing young photographer.

So really, this shoot could be of anything.

The important thing is the photographer is the legendary Ellen von Unwerth.

In her French class, Emily does a presentation about Alfie.

She sounds like a third-grader.

When its Alfies turn, he drags her: Emily wears silly clothes.

Emily doesnt like to have fun.

Were they not just at this hot boat party together, all because of her?

Erik and Sylvie get drinks, and she teases him about his interest in vintage photography, a.k.a.

dating women older than Emily Cooper.

The next day, Sylvie breaks the no food at work rule because she had a VERY good night.

Sylvie is all I want to be in this world.

How many pairs of those gloves can this woman possibly own??

This is like when Aria onPretty Little Liarshadthe same motorcycle jacketin five different colors.

See above re: Sylvie, all I want to be.

Also, as long as no one else is there, shouldnt they be speaking French?

Time for opening night, baby!

Emilys got nice lipstick on, and I appreciate her wearing her hair up.

You work in PR!

Learn to spin,for the love of God.

Mindy arrives in a bustier made of rhinestones.

Mindy and Antoine … hmmm … what does everybody think about that?

Mindy says she cant hook up with Benoit because it will ruin the band dynamics.

I say: Mindy, go full Fleetwood Mac!

Tonally, its sort of an odd fit for the moment.

But lets get back to the opening.

But as we already know, Gabriel is a terrible communicator.

HE is the one who fucked up!!!)

by pouring complimentary Champagne for everyone stuck waiting for a table.

The bartender from last time got hired; her curls still look phenomenal.

Antoine threatens to replace him.

Although perhaps you are all more caught up in the prospects of Chez Lavaux than I am.

Wont they need a DJ, for starters?

But whatever, the boys make up.

She just up and offers him the Vespa job.

Congratulations to Erik and Sylvie!

I hope you keep having nights that make Sylvie bring pain au chocolat into the office in the morning.

Reviews of Chez Lavaux are also good somehow??

Emily celebrates this victory by stealing the Vespa to ride to Alfies bank just to prove she is FUN.