Emily In Paris
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At the office, Sylvie is smoking inside just to make a point about how French she is.
Savoir meets with a jewelry client with a new bracelet to market called Happy Hearts (ugh).
Doesnt Sylvie want everything to be commercialized?
She didnt seem to have a problemcommercializing sex last season.
), thereisno music, gasp!
Emily brings Julien (did their fight even happen or did I merely hallucinate it?)
to see Mindy and the guys play a lunchtime set, and again, finally!
Mindy is singing in French!
(Did this show throw in some English captions for your recapper?
Why are Mindys boobs hidden beneath a layer of marabou feathers?
Oh well, her voice sounds lovely.
Julien is also hoping he can hook up with the guitarist.
Mindy assures him her bandmates are single.
And Im sorry, he hates tourist shit so he … eats at fake American diners?
To prove howinterestinghe is?
Also: Alfie is a banker working on the post-Brexit transition?
This is basically a rom-com, isnt it?
Emily has made an entire PowerPoint for Gabriel and Antoine thats literally just her saying, do Instagram.
She will be coming by the restaurant to get behind-the-scenes footage of Gabriel at work.
Camille did not tell her parents about the breakup.
She has chosen to wear a jacket with no shirt underneath it to a work meeting … okay.
Camille eventually tells her parents everything, and their advice is awfully suspect.
Camille, a grown-up, permits this.
But while youre here, fall in love, make mistakes, leave a disastrous trail in your wake.
I just find all of Emilys choices so baffling.
Emily, this girl just called you an illiterate sociopath!
No way is she over it already!
Genuinely insane that Emily agrees to this or even humors it??
Does Emily care about maintaining relationships or not?
Mindy, reading my mind, says she thought pacts were only for countries at war and middle-school girls.
The only good thing I can say about her in this scene is that her robe is very cute.
Get it, Mindy!
Emily is in an excessively literal dress, as expected white with red hearts, lined with rhinestones.
(Youre a Paris fantasy … girl, he is real and he lives here!
This is not a fantasy for him!)
She says she cannot fall in love with him when they have an expiration date.
Jesus, Emily, live in the moment and then download WhatsApp,who cares.
I know we just got confirmation on her age, but this is really beneath a 29-year-old like her.
