Emily In Paris
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Ill say this, though: Emilys crop top in this scene is very cute.
Our show has painted itself into quite the corner here.
We are, I assume, intended to root for fair Emilys redemption.
In real life, I feel like Camille and Emily would never need to speak with each other again.
Camille has only known Emily for what, three months?
Which, hilariously and in an extremely satisfying turn of events, pretty much everyone in this episode does!
Really, everything Camille says and does in this episode is so savvy and thoughtfully petty.
Emily accuses Gabriel of hiding from Camille.
Alas, Emily cannot hide, because Camille is at Savoir for a meeting.
In a perfect and genius power move, Camille insists that the meeting be run in French.
Emily has hidden her cute crop top under an unfortunate green gingham-checked oversize blazer.
Emily wants to explain herself to Camille; Camille tells her to fuck off, as is her right.
Sylvie, whose dress isgreat.
Sylvie, who again has never been wrong, tells Emily to learn French.
Anyway, great job not being totally upstaged by a mime.
Back at Savoir, Emily is being left off Camilles calls again, strong power move by Camille.
Before the movie night, Emily picks up a new client: leeks.
This humble root vegetable is ready to be the next Brussels sprout.
and yellow half-gloves that I found extremely distracting as she and Gabriel essentially eye-fuck over a cooking segment.
(Was this episode actually brought to us by leeks?)
Emily doesnt think she and Gabriel should be spending time together, and I ask … why not?
Burn the bridge, let it go!
But no, Emily cannotdo the thing that would be easy and fun.
Time for FOOD METAPHORS: Leeks cannot be rushed.
Keep the heat low and take it slow, Gabriel says.
I wonder if perhaps this is advice a person should follow outside of the kitchen as well??
uninvited (!!)
to pleadEmilyscase (!!!).
Emily wants Gabriel to lie to Camille and say their sex meant nothing.
I do not understand why she is so hell-bent on getting these two incompatible people back together!!
Emily and Luc hit the cinema.
Im pretty sure there werent even captions, so Emily obviously had no clue what was going on.
She says she liked it but was frustrated by all this theoretically avoidable confusion.Pots and kettles, Emily.
She pens this personal note while at the office on work stationery.
Whats I didnt know he was your boyfriend when I kissed him in French?
she asks, helpless.
I love Sylvies response to Emily asking if her sentence is grammatically correct: Its definitely in your voice.
But no, Emily has the note delivered to Camille at work!
as the tagline, which, you know what, its notterrible.
But the clients are underwhelmed.
Of course, Luc has an idea that involves a lot of nudity.
Sylvie pops in to divulge a secret among French women: boil leeks and drink it to lose weight.
Emily is appalled, insisting Americans care about health and wellness.
But everyone else tells her that no, what Americans love is a fast and easy fix.
Emily escalates from soup to cold-pressed juice, and boom, they have a winning product.
The mailman comes through the Savoir office with a response from Camille.
Sylvie translates Camilles reply, which includes this impeccable sign-off: Leave me alone, you illiterate sociopath.
10/10, I have no notes.
