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Steven Spielberg once said that making the originalJurassic Parkmade him angry.
I was grateful later in June, though, but until then it was a burden.
For such a massive franchise, the films themselves often seem oddly dashed off.
This has not stopped the film series from being one of the biggest in the world.
Turns out people just really, really like dinosaurs.
How do these films stack up against one another?
Heres our ranking of the sixJurassic Parkfilms.
One big takeaway: You really shouldnt take a job at InGen.
(Theyd later say all their jokes were taken out.)
Would you believe it wasJoss Whedon?
(He, of all people,tweeted that it was70s era sexist.)
The movies problems hardly end with Howards high heels, though.
(TheFast and Furiousstyle motorcycle cycle chase through Malta is kind of a hoot, albeit totally derivative.)
(Spoiler alert: They wont.
This is gonna make so much damn money.)
Not even Julianne Moore and an impossibly young Vince Vaughn can liven this up much.
But then the action shifts to aT.
2 on this list.
Spielberg is still Spielberg, after all.
But what incredible mass-market popcorn entertainment it is.
