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Now some ground rules.
Second, multipart sketches such as Super Drunk and Don and Marv are grouped together.
Third, always put salt in your eyes.
39.Gut Spigot
39.
Episode 3
Who likes to boogieandlearn about new products?
38.Much Too Much
38.
Episode 8
Much Too Much is a stronger production than an overall sketch.
So, too, will you leave this sketch for much stronger Foley-McDonald romances to come.
37.Surprise
37.
36.Speed Racer
36.
Sadly, this 1995 corduroy wheeler with 200,000 miles on her is less fast and furious.
More last and delirious.
35.Must Wash Hair
35.
At least their bottoms are in tip-top shape.
34.Im Not Crazy, I Just Lost My Glasses
34.
Its part Devo, part delusion, and all Brucio goodness.
Don even muses whether Roritor is a toxic workplace as an intern fights Marv for his entertainment.
Evil as Don is, his dance moves are a thing of comedic beauty.
Spin me, Marv!
32.The Patrol
32.
The conspiracy mindset got these patrolling patrollers nowhere.
31.Couples Counseling (Parts 13)
31.
Aconselhamento de Casais is the sexiest that couples counseling has ever sounded.
Even lovers as passionate as Thompsons Francesca Fiore and Foleys Bruno Puntz Jones need help sometimes.
McDonalds therapist makes a horny suggestion: pre-sex before their actual lovemaking to loosen up.
It leaves you wanting more Fiorepower, but at least its foreplay.
30.Taddli Guy (No Smoking, Recycle Right, No Dancing)
30.
Episode 7
What the turnip is going on?
29.Dannys New Shoes
29.
None other than a very pissed off Bingo the Clown.
Whats more, the boss finally gets axed himself for wearing Dutch clogs.
28.The Curse
28.
As Bellini quips in his signature white towel, you asked for it.
27.Cliffhanger
27.
A meta sketch that dares to achieve neither.
We begin with the troupe studying a caged teen in their lab chuckling over his smartphone.
WillTheKids in the Hallget a season seven?
Will the troupe be canceled literally and/or culturally?
Will everyone finally stop saying cheugy?
26.The Last Fax
26.
Secretary sweethearts Cathy and Kathie are back, giddily reuniting at the office for the first time in years.
25.The Eradicator
25.
You will be amused if not eradicated.
24.The Professor
24.
Set in 1975, The Professor features a gay couple in a very sexy crisis.
Thompson and Foley reveal to McKinneys titular professor and McDonald that theyre having relationship issues because gasp!
awomanhas come between them.
Foley plays double duty as Thompsons tumultuous lover and the professors Swedish niece who can only speak in obscenities.
23.Lukewarm
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Among his goony talents, McDonald excels at complaining and making a single word funny.
22.Drop Average (Parts 12)
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Foley plays a snide spiritual successor to his Bad Doctor boasting just a sliver of added qualifications.
Its the best comically fake baby cinema sinceAmerican Sniper.
21.60 on the Pole
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20.Fran and Gordon (Parts 13)
20.
19.Cops: Parade
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No cops at Pride.
Especially not these idiot pigs.
As Butch once saidon the Steps, we dont even need cops.
18.Assassin
18.
Two words: invisible gun.
McKinneys action turn with hilarious weapons is less sketch, more Michael Bay movie.
Watching his ass-ass-in cycle through endless disguises from ringmaster to baseball star is, likewise, a delight.
17.The Last Gloryhole
17.
Gay icon Buddy Coletakes center stage in The Last Gloryhole, Thompsons sharp send-up of Torontos condo circle jerk.
Thompsons Liz impression is still spot on, reciting a come-memorative speech thats just throbbing with puns.
To deja vu-vu indeed.
16.Imaginary Girlfriend
16.
Imaginary Girlfriend features McDonald and Foley doing what they do best: bickering feverishly over everyday absurdities.
15.Hotel La Rut
15.
If youre stillthinking about Tony, this is the sketch for you.
As always, Sylvie and Michelle are beautifully, hopelessly, seductively trapped in their rut.
Not even Foleys Jean-Pierre can save them his legs comically shrunk after months of lounging under his paramours.
Unlike this tragic menage a trois, Hotel La Rut redux successfully avoids monotony.
Speaking of Tony …
14.The Baby
14.
This is a hateful baby and a hilarious sketch.
No, you use it socially and alone in your cars like we all do.
13.Flags of Mark
13.
One of the Kids greatest strengths is turning a simple premise into surrealist art.
This jostling is madness as much as it is brilliant.
12.Were Having a Baby
12.
Were Having a Baby is a deliciously twisted Russian doll of reveals.
Its one hell of a Mickey Mouseorigin story and a refresh of a classic troupe character.
11.Foodies Tarte
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Thank goodness he did, because his and McKinneys sequel to Dipping Areas is simply superb.
10.My Card
10.
McKinney shines in the ridiculousness of My Card.
Not sinceAmerican Psychohave business cards seen so much dramatic splendor.
9.Antique
9.
One of McDonald and Foleys strong suits is taking a piss on sketch comedy itself.
This zaniness right here is why McDonaldis big in France.
8.Super Drunk (Parts 13)
8.
While the titular Super Drunk only sometimes wins, McCulloch certainly does in this three-act alcoholic adventure.
Its a worthy entry into the Kids roasts of boozing fathers from Daddy Drank to Becoming a Man.
McKinneys beloved Headcrusher returns as the main villain threatening to crush Torontos only landmark, the CN Tower.
Against all odds and, certainly, his liver, Super Drunk saves the day.
7.Bananas
7.
Watch out, Pear Dream!
Bananas is an outstanding nightmare.
Before you know it, Thompson is doomed to entertain yet another party of creatures demanding beerbeerbeerbeer!
Bananas is so hilarious that youll actually want to be crushed on the Day of the Demon.
6.Money Mart
6.
Let Foley and McDonalds full-frontal swinging dicks remove any doubt.
5.Shakespeares Bust
5.
Enter Get thee to the fucking Metro, you fuck!
into the canon of Shakespeares greatest lines.
The Kids Shakespeare is gross-out chaotic gold that gets more and more ridiculous at every turn.
Not even Menudo is safe.
4.Cats
4.
AsBrain Candyshows, McDonald and cats is a winning combo.
McKinney does an excellent McDonald impression only to meet his maker facedown in a litter box.
Thompson and McCulloch play a cop duo and nearly steal the show with their banter.
Its All Cops Are Bastards meets All Cats Are Beautiful.
3.Ambumblance
3.
Or, rather, the ambumblance.
McKinney plays a pop-pop who collapses while chasing his grandson around a tree.
McCullochs and Thompsons physical comedy together is top-notch.
So put on your shoes, put on your pants, and sing along to Ambumblance!
2.Doomsday DJ (Parts 13)
2.
Its a steady drip of bleak humor through the bunker ceiling that captures the Zeitgeist in perfect Kids fashion.
We are all the Doomsday DJ.
Trapped in nostalgic purgatory at the end of the world.
1.Masturbation Policy
1.
Masturbation Policyis one of the best satires of our chained-to-Zoom life shockingly funny even two years into the pandemic.
Actress Hannan Younis deserves credit for matching the comedic intensity of the Kids going to town.
All in favor of flying solo but in formation, say Aye.
