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Two households, both alike in utter indignity.
We lay our scene in yet another looseRomeo & Julietadaptation for horned-up youths of a different era.
It was calledFirst Kill,and it was beautiful.
Like, alota lot.
Like a good chunk of their time onscreen together is steamy hookups set to uncanny valley Netflix BangersTM.
Furthermore, their bloodline is matrilineal.
Does this imply that Eve was a vampire?
This is a church I would happily attend.
In the world ofFirst Kill, vampire immortality apparently manifests as visible Botox.
To me, thats a prose poem.
In the show, the towns police do random stops and car searches to suss out monsters.
There is a MAGA-style group of anti-monster activists raising a fuss about the threat of monsters against their children.
Theyre led by one characters mom, who says things about monsters like, Theyre back.
The lamestream media just wont cover it.
The shows clumsy messaging is accidentally ass-backwards.
Juliettes sister is in jail for murdering half the town.
It tookRiverdalea few seasons to get to a place this bonkers;First Killmanaged it in eight episodes.
Emerald Malkia help us all.
