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Considering their responsibility for Andys rise to fame, shouldnt there have been more in attendance?
Shouldnt they have the star?
Cant we get Bethenny Frankel up in that piece?
Where is her star?
Or what about the sound guy who caught Countess Luann talking about screwing a pirate in French?
Or all the drivers of all the Sprinter vans that all the women have gotten into physical altercations in?
Where is their recognition?
Stop hogging the spotlight.
Give me my fucking star already.
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Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
The drama centered on who else?
Erika Jayne,who has a lot going on right now.
Usually I would be like, This is some random Twitter.
Dont believe it, but several gossip reports seem to back up the scoop.
While this was going on,Kathy Hiltonwas living in a horror movie of her own.
Thats five exclamation points.
Instagram makes you pay extra for anything past three.
Vargas had called the police to report the ex,Ryan Geraghty, for extortion.
As she was on the phone, he showed up with a gun and locked her inside the house.
Hell face 75 years in prison if convicted.
Man, I told you she should have gotten another season.
She broke her leg in four places and had to have surgery to repair it.
She updated fans on her healthvia Instagramand said shed be back in the saddle of life soon.
Get well soon, Lisa.
But dont feel like you oughta rush back to work.
I think we could all use a break fromPump Rules.
Some speculated after her lawsuit againstTerry Dubrowcame to light,Heatherand Terry had her axed from the cast.
She also posted about their engagement to her Instagram, though the marriage apparently didnt happen.
Shes like the femaleSlade Smiley.
HOUSEWIVES INSTITUTE SOCIAL PAGES:
I apologize to Institute members for totally missing thatDolores Cataniahas a new man.
Of course he is hot; hes onRHONJ.
A fond farewell toMary M. Cosby, who willnot be backtoRHOSLC,officially.
hey break out the whomp-whomp machine forTeddi Mellencamp, thefirst person voted out ofCelebrity Big Brother.
Seems like the Houseguests liked her as much as theHousewivesfans.
I hope he enjoys owning half of whatever ugly house she buys next.
The LOL IRL tweet of the week goes to@RamonasLeftEye.
Some think its cool.
Some think its gross.
Larsas page, as Nicole told us, is quite tasteful.
Her ass was well worth the $5.
I paid another $12 for a picture of her getting ready for a bath.
I thought,Finally, some nipples.
Instead of posting, Larsa sends private messages.
In one day, I got three.
The first was a message saying, Good morning, babe.
I have a full day of meetings, what do u have going on today?
Attached was a filtered selfie of her pouting and playing with her ponytail.
I imagined it was a photo of her in athleisure sitting at her kitchen table cutting out construction-paper hearts.
How exclusive is this?
You didnt even pay for it!
Oh, Sonja, you will always be my favorite floozy.
Some Googling showed that Dorinda Medley had an OF at one point, but it has since been disabled.
I thought for a minute Jax Taylor had an OF, but its really a British woman namedTaylor Jax.
Oh, and dont forgetabout my OnlyFans.
I think youre going to love it.
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Ranking the cast ofBelow Deckseason nine.
Here is a ranking of the season-nine cast from best to worst.
Fraser:Maybe its because I love a gay on the interior (bring back Josiah, you cowards!
Good food, good jokes, and just enough crass humor to make the galley a delightful place.
Rayna:A very divisive character this season, so Im putting her right in the middle.
But what do I know, Ive always been a Capt.
(Dont @ me.)
Jessica: Boring, whiny, and lazy.
Headmitted as much at the reunion, but that brought out evenmoreof his inept behavior.
The show seems to be fostering a Kate/Lee dynamic with the first mate and the captain.
I wonder if hell be back for another year after this.
Say hi to Francesca on your way out.
Summer House, Season 6, Episode 4:Its your girlfriends birthday.
You always have to get her something.
Even if she says, I dont want any gifts this year, you have to get hersomething.
A little piece of jewelry.
A Walgreens gift card.
The only unacceptable thing to get her is nothing.
Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 12 Premiere: Luis was made to be a reality-TV villain.
Hes basically an Ed Hardy T-shirt with a clenched jaw, bad credit, and a few loose rhinestones.
(Yeah, I get it.
Hes blue, but hes not a clue.
Why are they calling him a clue?)
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 4, Episode 9:Lisas giving us nothing.
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is froma recentSummer Houserecap.
hair:Danielle and Robert are the couple we want, Kyle and Amanda are the couple we deserve.
Mya is the cool girl we want, Paige is the one we deserve.
Carl is the single bro we want, jersey protein powder is the one we deserve.
Lindsay is the chaotic single we want, Luke is the one we deserve.
Ciara and Andreas defy categorization by being other worldly good looking with chaotic neutral personalities.
Craig and Austen defy categorization because they are gaslighting misogynists who shouldnt even be on this show.
Not hate watch them.
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Im richer than all of you.
I dont even need to be here.
Lisa Barlow
