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Time to dust off yourStep Brotherscostumes, ghosties, because its Halloween at the Woodstone Mansion once again.
Last Halloween, we had punk-ass kids tormenting Sam and Jay and a ghostly gazebo fire to contend with.
), and a lovely addition toGhosts getting sucked off gag.
From where Im sitting, thats all treats, no tricks, baby!
It is his way!
Jay has stepped in it.
The good news is that Jay and Sam live in a spooky old mansion, perfect for Halloween.
Honestly, they should be leaning into that vibe a whole lot more this time of year.
Why arent they throwing a haunted rager?
Come on, guys.
you gotta bolster business; use your heads and your ghosts!
In short: Its a bust.
The ghosts can use their powers to make it a whole thing.
And it is great if youre not in the land of the living.
The party disbands before things get even lamer (is that possible?
), and June and Ally head to Liam Neesons house with that feather duster in tow.
But for Sam and the ghosts, its a completely different experience: The seance works!
Trevor is super into it, naturally.
Hetty is not, which also feels on brand.
Is Hetty more appalled by the affair thing or the Irish thing?
Honestly, it depends on the day.
On this day, its mostly the affair.
Does that feather-duster thing only sort of make sense?
Sure, but were all having fun here, so lets roll with it.
Who cares why ghosts can walk through walls but not fall through floors!
Lets not ruin a good time.
Jay does such is life being married to someone with ghost powers.
Im just saying!!
Elias knew Molly had no choice but to accept his advances because she needed her job.
Thats where the other ghosts come in.
Aw, look at our ghosts all coming together to save Sam.
They all just love one another so much!!
She cant bear to be left with these peasants for one more day!
She futilely grabs on to Mollys legs, screaming, Let me ride you while you get sucked off!
before being left behind.
It delivers every time!
And that is the greatest Halloween treat we could ask for, really.
Sas first offers up boyfriends, but thats too lovey-dovey for Isaac.
So Sas suggests murderer and victim, which is harsh but accurate!
The latter option remains unclear.
Flower: Ive been in relationships that had more people than this party.
Molly: You were a cruel and vindictive boss!
Hetty: Its too late for flattery.
