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Im sorry for our second entry inGhostsseason two, were calling out unfair body standardsandwere celebrating female sexual pleasure?
I ask this in the most complimentary way, but is this little dead-person comedy for real?
Weve arrived at the season of Hettys sexual awakening let the woman have all the orgasms she deserves!
And unpleasantness, thy name is Todd.
You remember Todd Pearlman from season one, right?
Runs an Alberta Haynes museum out of his moms garage?
Has a giant tattoo of Albertas face on his back?
Bought one of Albertas toenails on the internet in the hopes of one day cloning her?
Kind of unforgettable, unfortunately.
So, in the end, he was kind of useful.
An expert like Todd Pearlman.
And sure, is this mans return upsetting to Alberta on an emotional, physical, and spiritual level?
But he brings with him an even bigger problem for our resident jazz singer: her bedside table.
I swear, the reveal is dramatic!
), Sam eventually gets Alberta to just tell them all the truth.
Clara was arrested, and Alberta went on in her stead, winning over the crowd.
She is devastated her fans will learn that she went against her own code.
Theres no way they wont feel let down by their one true God, she wails.
Sas notes that, even in despair, she retains a healthy ego.
But Albertas fears arent unfounded.
Todd is gutted when hefinallygets to that part in the diary.
He feels like a fool!
His entire adult life has been wasted on a person he doesnt even know.
When youve lost someone like Todd, youve lost them all.
She knows there must be more to the story.
She spent two years singing backup for someone with less talent than her just because Clara was thin.
Alberta seems confident, but a lot of that is just armor to protect herself.
Having insecurities like that is a real stars, just like us punch in of situation.
Are you saying Im the female Momoa?
In a way, yes, yes she is.
Suddenly, Albertas back, baby.
And shes ready to see the power in being vulnerable.
Its refreshing and it doesnt hurt that Danielle Pinnock is so goddamn delightful in this role.
He calls Alberta a crusader against unfair body standards, and thats a mantle Alberta will proudly take on.
She was in the mansion the night Alberta died.
Clara is now suspect No.
1 in the murder of Alberta Haynes.
Pete and Alberta (literally) forever!
Petes bromance with Jay also remains strong.
On this show, that is the sweetest sentiment!!
Isaac finally got the group gasp hes been waiting for!
I couldnt be happier for this guy.
When youre dead, you gotta get your kicks somewhere, you know?
Sas on Thor explaining Albertas rat situation to everyone: Irony he gets, yet cars are still landships.
What a time to be alive!
I mean you know what I mean.
