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Oh, my sweet Pete.
He is too good for this world!
And for the afterlife, as it were.
Isaac is constantly lamenting his lack of a legacy and the way his rival Alexander Hamiltons legacy looms large.
And now ol Pete Martino has to face it head-on, too.
What an elite group our ghosts are part of!
Unfortunately for Pete, the people telling his story are the creative team behind the hit TV seriesDumb Deaths.
superfan Thor yells when he learns this fun fact).
AddDumb Deathsto the list.
The premise is … well, you get it.
Its a show I might have dabbled in prior to watchingGhosts.
So were even, I guess.
And in all fairness, Flowers death is pretty dumb.
The girl was high and wanted to hug a bear.
Theres no denying dumb.
Flower doesnt want to be a joke.
Well, Pete has a chance to prove he means it.
Not surprisingly, hes very game to play with his U.S. counterparts.
Actor Pete is what one might call Method?
You never know, J.J. Abrams could be watching!
What kind of troop leader would do that?
Furthermore, a man who makes his living sending other people on vacations must be miserable, right?
There is no other explanation for the stupidity of it all.
Plus they signed a contract they cant even call the thing off in protest.
The fact that a ghost was there remains wholly unhelpful.
They find Jennifer, one of the former Pinecones who was there that fateful, surely traumatic day.
Well, notsurely definitely.
Its pretty lovely, honestly.
Pete still remembers her favorite flavor Ring Pop.
I still cant believe Alberta wont hit that.
Its a win for #TeamPete.
He was muttering something about doughnut holes.
And there it is.
Dont even get Pete started on how doughnut holes and doughnuts are all doughnut material.
Well, folks, just when you thought Petes death couldnt get any dumber, it does.
It really, really does.
The producer and director agree.
Poor Pete the guy cant win.
But then something pretty wonderful happens: His fellow ghosts refuse to let Pete be humiliated like this.
More important, as soon as that arrow hits Jay, Jennifer flies into action.
Hedidmake a difference in his troopers lives.
His legacy is a wholesome and important one.
Anyone else have something in their eye?
Fine, if thats how you want to play it!
Even their cute little walks together become an issue when Isaac declares no ambulation without representation.
Oh God, I would 100 percent watchDumb Deathsproducer Paulas other big hit,Worlds Hottest Dentists.
Inject that shit directly into my eyeballs.
I know its early, but is Rebecca Wisocky the MVP of the season?
Should we just call it now?
Even in the smallest bits, Wisocky has been killing it.
Anyone else get some realiZombievibes seeing Rose McIver take on a new personality?
Bayntons pleading that Petes big secret was a pill addiction was so subtle and great.
Hes got to be in the running for an Emmys guest nomination, right?
Why would I sayhowdy?
Is this a western?
Am I Jonathan Wayne?
I mean, for that line-reading alone.
