Ghosts
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Bjorn traveled there looking for his father and died on the Farnsby property.
Isnt that just the sweetest thing?
Did you just do a spit take?
Jump up out of your seat?
At the very least, you had to have let out an Isaac Higgintootapproved gasp, right?
The Vikings mortal enemy!
Thor deems it the ultimate betrayal.
Bjorn isnt his son.
Thor has no son.
Thor is a messy Viking who lives for drama, and we love him for that.
But then, Bjorn calls Thor father, and Thors cold Viking heart melts.
(Do ghosts have hearts?
Add it to the list of Ghost Questions.)
He loves his dead ghost son!
And he wisely realizes that children arent born with hate in their hearts they are taught to hate.
Thor wasnt around to teach Bjorn to hate the Danes, and thats on him.
Okay, so maybe wisely wasnt the right word here, and that one is on me.
Regardless, what a lovely little surprise for Thors afterlife.
For now, Thor gets to be a dad!
It doesnt help that Jay goes on about how Sam got really into it while in college.
Henry assumes the Arondekars are swingers, and hijinks ensue!
Those hijinks can be categorized as Wednesday-afternoon group undressing.
Will Jay ever make a friend other than Pete?
(Sorry, Pete!)
Not to Hetty, of course, but to many other nonrobber baronesses.
But sure, back rubs.
Naturally, it all blows up in his face.
Trevor decides to start buying and selling TV Time.
Not surprisingly, hell be watchingThe Cutting Edgeon repeat the whole time.
(The baronwasthrowing some spicy glances toward the chambermaid last week, so I get it.)
The power belongs to the people, she exclaims before almost barfing.
Later, Hetty finds Trevor alone on the couch firing up his tenth Toe pick!
and has a pretty lovely heart-to-heart with him.
Oh Trevor, you sweet, pantsless dummy.
Hetty was playing you the entire time!
All she wanted was for Trevor to give up his monopoly by any means necessary.
She starts buying up that TV Time from everyone else for back rubs.
She doesnt care about friendship!
She only cares about her sweet, sweet ghost currency.
AndBodices and Barons, of course.
Hetty will always be, as Sass calls her, the top dog at Woodstone.
Pete calls it slo-Momoa, and I dont respect that.
Not even Pete after he says it aloud.
Why are they wasting precious back rubs on this?!
yo,Ghosts, I am begging you, show us a clip ofBodices and Barons.
These are the tools of your trade!
