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Its the most wonderful time of the year!

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No, Im not talking about Christmas or Hanukkah or New Years Eve or anything like that.

Im talking about Ghostmas.

Ghostmas has traditions I can really get behind.

Warm up a hot toddy and put on your flannel PJs, because thats a holiday right there.

But this obsession spirals into something much bigger in our Ghostmas two-parter.

Unfortunately, Bela just isnt into Eric because hes too much of a nice guy.

Hes an architect who designs new hospital wings, helps Bela move whenever she needs it (four times!

Eric is a monster, clearly.

Bela wants someone a little more dangerous.

Someone a little unpredictable.

Someone like …Trevor.

Okay, fine, hes interested in Bela for more than that.

They share many common interests, including Hamptons party culture.

Whatever these two are hot for each other!

After seeing Trevor mope around over Bela and Eric (What does he have that I dont?

), Sas has an idea.

They also know that Eric would literally do anything for Bela.

Its a fool-proof plan!

Just kidding, it is the least fool-proof plan imaginable.

This poor, dumb man.

Jay and Bela argue over her terrible life choices.

I mean, this is a pretty bad decision!

Sadly, Trevors hopes for a day with Bela are crushed.

It wouldve been the Maccabees and then T-Money.

Oh Trevor, never change.

Maybe Trevors Hanukkah dreams arent completely hopeless.

You think Thor hates Danes?

Wait until you hear Thor talk about Christmas.

And you know what?

Let this wacky sitcom live!

The man at the train station overhearing all of this is not enthused, but the rest of us?

This is some real get sucked off level of humor, and that is among the highest of compliments.

So Trevor and Bela and weirdly, Eric should get their Christmas wish, right?

Eric touches the exposed wire, gets shocked, and instead of being thrown back into Trevor, Ericdies.

While it pains Trevor, it looks like Bela and Eric are headed toward something more than friendship.

And all it took was Eric dying and coming back to life to make it happen!

Single people, take note!

Belas isnt the only revelation of the holiday.

He feels like he should never be allowed to be happy because he robbed her of her own happiness.

All holidays should have 100 percent more kissing!

Theyre mostly food related, but also the idea of family and friends coming together.

Well, both a Viking and a recapper get a little misty eyed.

Finally, theres nothing like being horny during the holidays to force a change in perspective.

They both agree that its torturous to be this revved up with nothing to do about it.

It seems like they are just getting hornier by the second as they trade back and forths.

I dont know about you guys, but this might be the best TV-related Christmas gift Ive ever received.

And when the other ghosts find out?

Oh baby, this will be the gift that keeps on giving well into 2023.

Sam giving the ghosts gifts is honestly the sweetest.

She gives Sas a frozen pizza to smell!

Has anyone ever been so happy on Christmas morning?

Its actually a pretty great move.

Youre my sister and its Christmas, so lets get a ghost in this dude, huh?