Girls5eva
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Game, set, match/Game, set, match/Bump, set, spi-i-ike.
And these roles arent so easily shed.
(Yes, that was a subtleWaitressreference right there, and youre welcome.)
Its no coincidence that Girls5Eva has to examine their long-held neuroses in a studiocontrolroom.
Should she call them animals?
Accuse them of killing the peoples princess?
Truly, it doesnt matter what pops out of her mouth.
At least, as long as she continues to pose themjust so.
Oh, and the most tattoo-worthy lyrics from OneRepublics Counting Stars?
After years with Larry and the other chair sniffers, this collaboration is a breath of fresh air.
Why, they wonder, is Dawn so eager to kick the guy to the curb?
How could she have allowed this to happen?
But now, because of a quintet of wonky toes, the pervs are abandoning her en masse.
She needs those pervs!
The oglers come crawling back, dazzled by the image on their screens.
In the light of Dawns guest room, Wickies left foot glitters like Mariah Carey.
But, as always, mirrors ruin everything.
The foot fetishists might be attracted to ten toes, but they shudder when faced with hundreds.
The fan base and endorsement deals with faith-based bail-bond companies depend on it!
Back at the studio, Dawn chafes at the tweaks Ray has made to her dictionary dirge.
If Dawn wants the comeback album to feature an eight-minute lexiconal Heffalump, it shall be done.
After all, shes got a record and a bunch of SLeaks infomercials on the horizon.
When those suckers come out, Summer is gonna be the queen of breathy vocals!
She doesnt need their (arch) support!
Is there actually a place like this out there in Internetland?
I have a couple of clubbed thumbs Id like to have leered at.
Eat your heart out, pervs.
I had no ideaedible candleswere a thing.
What a time to be alive!
Glorias gown isnt bad, but did you know there existhospital gownsthat look like something out of Ann Taylor?
