Girls5eva
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Old patterns are tough to break.
Dawn transgresses in small, silly ways to shake up her domestic routine.
And Summer, uneasy about her sudden freedom, empowers others to make her life choices for her.
Its probably nothing, that full-body prickling sensation.
Gloria and Caroline are copulating like Percocet-hallucinated rabbits.
On this assigned musical topic, why does she feel so uninspired?
Summer, too, feels a little lost.
Chris, therefore, presents Summer with a purity ring.
The gift registry for these sorts of events must bewild.
Summer considers the offer.
Dawn has been cheating on Scott by sneakingBusiness Throneepisodes with Ray.
Gloria never met a comfort zone she didnt stay firmly inside.
Plus, isnt 40 years of marital bliss proof enough that waiting pays off?
Hey, wait a gosh-darn minute.
If Summer isnt, in fact, the Second Coming, the Dutkowskys have some splainin to do.
This confession only cements Summers desire to go through with the ceremony.
Swallowing back vomit, the ladies agree.
The day of the purity party arrives.
As Summer readies herself for the Great Vaginal Lockdown, Dawn broods over Scotts recent behavior.
Wickie, however, knows more about normie love than Dawn realizes.
Dawn sees, peeking out through all the ridiculousness and self-aggrandizement of Wickies tale, a kernel of truth.
What is it about her own normie union thats making her act out?
But then her parents present her with Jennifer Lynn, a childhood doll still preserved in its original packaging.
The toy has never been played with, Chris enthuses, so itll never drop in value!
From now on, the only person who gets to decide when Summer gets played with is Summer herself!
Dawn, too, sees herself in Jennifer Lynn.
She felt compelled to rattle the cage.
She allows that maybe certain aspects of the normie lifestyle arent so bad.
It does, after all, involveunlimited breadsticks.
Power Vocals
Summer of Girls5Eva.
Lets talk about your music career.
Are you a virgin?
Shaq and Wickie both have musical talent and a gift for grudge-holding.
