Girls5Eva
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We got momentum/Were climbin higher/Weve got momentum/Yeah, were on fire.
But now the time is right for a Girls5Eva comeback.
Or maybe that third brother with theHot Topiccoif.
Dawn assures her blemish-free friend that her life is running more smoothly because shes started taking control of it.
Shes even begun to use her vocal fry as a manipulation tactic rather than a default sound!
OMG, Mamacita, Dawn has no time for your regressive gender politics!
The procedure can wait til the album drops.
Until then, shell manage just fine on a cocktail of powerful narcotics.
Plans like this are foolproof.
Wickie doesnt need drugs, as shes high on breaking the hearts of her celebrity Raya matches.
The guy is a snack, and Wickie is wrong to stick him with her fish-tower bill.
She is also needlessly mean toThe CirclesJoey Sasso, whose caffeinatedCameobellows are worth every damn penny of his fee.
If it’s crucial that you dump a famous person on Raya,John Mayerisright there.
Gloria, already numbed to the gods, pops three more Percocet before making her way up Hells staircase.
Easy-peasy, this climb!
But suddenly, her consciousness is flooded with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Or, more specifically, pink-eyed rabbits bounding through a magical land where all joints are fine.
Everythings comin up Girls5Eva!
And it is also going pretty well for all the elementary school dads Cara finally CCed.
I imagine that RBG pillow is getting some good use.
Speaking of collabs, I think we need a real-life Wendt5Eva Yuletide team-up.
I mean, the guys alreadyworked with a girl groupandplayedSanta Claustwice.
Surely hes up for it.
Oh,Property Troubadours.
Maybe you shouldve left the crooning toyour brother.
