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The way she speaks is like her words are being filtered through Ambien.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
Exclusive adult event, meddling kids.
This is why we watch!
Obie enlists Julien to ensure the night goes smoothly and ensures his standing with Mommy McConnell in the process.
Monet plays 3-D chess while Tiff Meyers plays checkers and shows us her sensitive side.
Better get used to that blood money!
But, of course, Obies evening doesnt go according to plan.
And it seems as though even Monet has morals!
She decides to out the het, and once Gossip Girl presses post, an all-out catfight ensues.
Julien and Monet pushing Tiff back and forth between them like a ragdoll was a fever dream.
Between this and the deb brawl, when are they starting the Constance Billard chapter ofFight Club?
I do wonder, though, does this mean Julien and Monets battle is over?
At least besting will be put to rest, but a reign of terror?
More like a reign of temporary.
Are the de Haan demerits already devoid of meaning?
I dont need this show to spoon-feed me lessons on friendship.
I need it to turnThe Art of Warinto a teenage translation.
just pick a plotline and stick to it!
I am begging you.
The physical fight leaves Mommy Melania speechless and seething at Obie.
Her own daughter is the one with the dark side!
And yet, denial is a helluva drug.
Little does Obie know that his lover isnt loyal.
I also know we cant blame people for their parents, but Obies turnaround on politics is perplexing.
He snaps at Aki for inquiring about Graces moms conservative stances and waltzes by protestors gathered outside the Guggenheim.
Obie really is a little lost boy, and losing Grace to her discreet dalliance could break him.
This wont end well for either Shan and Zoyas friendship or Zoya and Nicks relationship.
But part of me wonders if Shan will stay mum.
Her first attempt at exposing Nick didnt pan out as planned.
Perhaps we can all learn a lesson from Meemaw: Never get involved in other peoples relationships …
If it goes badly, you could lose a friend.
Calling fellow Medill Cherub a pale-faced ging is not the way to get back to the top.
In fact, I reckon Lucas Hedges is Resy royalty.
So think about that the next time you go around vilifying the only reservation app that matters!
I still wish Luna had more to do, though.
Operation throw Luna more lines is now underway.
Speaking of friends, or frenemies, or enemies-to-lovers: Mike and Kate.
Mikes a good little actor.
He texts this unknown German number that hes getting closer.
This, paired with what I like to call Chekhovs account, means the act is almost up.
A mistake will be made, and its only a matter of when.
Kates dads plotline was pointless.
Is he ever coming back?
I dont care about this teachers trauma!
I care about the teens!
At least Maxs parents were absent for this episode.
Gideon is growing on me, but this isntGideon Girl.
ItsGossip Girl, so lets focus on the gossip!
XOXO
Spotted: AkisGirls on Top tee.
Yes, my himbo king is a feminist, yes he is!
