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The cardinal sin of the original series was revealing that Gossip Girl was Lonely Boy himself.
However, the wild goose chase behind unmasking next-Gen GG is growing on me.
I cant help but wonder … How long can they keep the gig going?
The three musketeers are always up to something, and I hope this dynamic stays strong throughout this season.
And, of course, he does because hes a loser.
Did anyone clock him confused by the fact that Julien went no-contact with Davis?
Looks like thisnepo babywont be helping you internet.
He is the epitome of What, no hug?
and his overall energy is deeply desperate.
For Julien, Graham represents the exciting and unknown.
Hes older, hes married, and hes off limits.
For Graham, this behavior is purely pathetic.
Stay away from her!
While the Pussy Posse heads to the Hamptons, Zoya and Shan train down to Philly for some fun.
Little Z has no choice but to roll with it.
One thing leads to another and …
I think Zoya just lost her virginity?????
(At least, I dont remember her and Obie having sex … correct me if Im wrong!)
The morning after, her hookup is cold and distant.
He hit it and quit it, as they say.
Zoya goes back home, and Nick welcomes her in with open arms, obviously.
And despite his superiority complex, Mike Schubin is a bigger idiot than ever imagined.
Who links their personal iMessage to a work laptop?
And hands over their banking info to an anonymous donor?
Operation Scam Schubin seems like a piece of cake.
The only question I have after watching this episode is: Where the fuck is Luna La?!
XOXO
Harriss hot take: Bisexuality just got a good publicist during the pandemic.
Who do you think came up with bisexual lighting?
Jordan trying out his hand at copywriting: Spotted: Kids leaving schools all over the city.
Wonder what they/theyll get up to, I wonder.
Obie acknowledging the elephant in the room sauna: The three kings … the three musketeers.
