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We also know nothing about this woman other than that shes dead and procreated with two men.
Can we at least get some flashbacks?
What was she like?
Why did she leave Davis for Nick?
Whats her name??
Um, I guess?
In the world of teen soaps, sure.
But youre telling me this woman is risking her entire livelihood for a job that isnt even the No.
1 thing she wants to do??
so you can thwart hers.
Boring setup aside, lets move on to my favorite not-so-in-love lovebirds, Aki and Audrey.
I dont care what Twitter says about Evan Mock allegedly behaving like a mannequin on this show.
Hesmymannequin, and the subtlety he brings to Aki actually works for the character.
When she asks him point-blank if hes gay at Zoya and Juliens party he says he doesnt know.
Meanwhile, Max, like Ally Maine, has gone off the deep end after his dads quasi-affair thatheexposed.
Not to victim blame, but this is why you stay out of grown folks business.
Will the age-gap police on Twitter be in a tiff over this?
I should also point out that, along with Nick and Davis, Keller & Co. are in attendance.
But the writers still havent nailed an enthralling narrative for their two leading ladies who occupy so much story.
Lets hope we have a remorse-free episode next week, and the writers bring back some cocaine.
XOXO
Nick and Daviss attractiveness really snuck up on me this episode.
The added glasses and beard combo for Johnathan Fernandez has been game-changing.
The voice of Gossip Girl is becoming a little too Carrie Bradshaw for me.
