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No, I havent learned the names of Monets minions yet.
Maybe when they get to Nelly Yuki status, Ill stick around.
Lets start at the top of the morning.
At least sneak out for a late-night rendezvous at the Empire Hotel!
But, as the founding member of the Nick Hater Club, I get it.
Her dad is annoying as shit!
He hates the one percent in a self-righteous, eye-rolling way, not in a bohemian-Bernie-Rufus-Humphrey way.
Youre no better than them!
In fact, youre taking money from one of the richest of them all!
His performance at Shans house is embarrassing.
Youre a grown man and a father.
Do you know how rare it is for parents to get to know the parents of their teenage friends?
secure your insecurity and pistachio milk for someone who cares!
Zoyas not the only one dealing with parental problems.
Can the writers figure out their split already?
At least Gideon and Roy and their wigs are better than salty ol Nick!
Speaking of salty, Obie finally decides to make an appearance with his Republican royalty girlfriend!
Do you know how rich you have to be to refer to your therapist as an analyst?
Gideon is too good to Roy for entertaining his Gilded Age cosplay.
Perhaps he and Gideon are back on?
Kiki supports her daughter and her boyfriends and asks a very motherly question about how exactly it all works.
We know Gideon and Roy are on board.
I dont think I want to know what Roger Menziess reaction will be.
Idolove these three characters.
Heres to hoping they iron out the logistics before we get bored.
Monets hot pink flyers and self-comparison to North Korea, a choice are the final straw.
I dont even know if Blair Waldorf herself would have snatched someones Cartier pin right off their uniform.
Unfortunately, Julien is outmaneuvered by Monet, who has been secretly documenting Juliens attempts at subversion.
See, this is exactly what she wants.
She needs Julien to play ball; she wont stop until she has a worthy competitor.
But, in an admission that shocks even myself, I am kind of rooting for Julien?
But their duel is not the only one worth watching.
I see an enemies-to-lovers storyline in our future, I fear.
To be clear, Kate is an idiot for giving up the gossip about the headmistress so easily.
Shes being fueled by her own insecurities.
She didnt make it as aNew Yorkerwriter, but she can make it as Gossip Girl.
And all it took was one write-up calling her out.
Imagine being this invested in the lives of children!
And for the love of god, she needs to let this beef with CDH go.
They have bigger fish to fry; the headmistress is simply a pawn for the parents.
She accepts bribes, yes, but anyone in her position has to has to being the operative words.
There was a smarter way to go about this, but Kate, per usual, couldnt resist.
This discovery will be a goldmine for Zoyas favorite argument of hypocrisy.
I know, I know, parents make the rules.
XOXO
Ill make that note … says Hunter Harris with a side-eye that could kill.
It will makeThe Spectatorlook like a Substack, says Kate about the future of GG.
Spotted: Gideons The Eagle x Coach leather tote and celebrity chef Carla Hall.
