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Of course that girl Grace is a brotherfucker!
Im only surprised I didnt call this earlier.
Hating Julien for inadvertently uncovering twincest?
Be serious, Obie.
The Chris Pratt cameo should have been the last straw, and yet.
The only story I want to stop is Obies.
Though I dont think her new married love interest is a much better choice.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
Lets take it from the top … or, in Akis case, the bottom.
Aki has been hesitating to hook up with Max and Audrey, and theyre noticing.
What good is polyamory if one of your partners isnt even participating?
And why be direct when you’re free to be detectives?
Our very own schoolgirl Sherlock traipses all over the city, desperate to catch Aki in the act.
They attempt to crack his iPhone code, take a stray text and run with it.
Alls well that ends well, though, and the throuple talks it out over high tea.
Aki is simply scared of bottoming and sought out advice from Rex.
Because Max Wolfe is Max Wolfe, and Aki claims they havent had any conversations surrounding exclusivity.
Max assures them both that the only people he wants to be with are them.
Whats next, 2049?
This buddy-cop routine theyve got going is almost funnier than the face-ID antics at the spa.
Were also introduced to another throuple of sorts, featuring none other than Monets mommy.
Meanwhile, Monet catches on and decides to take matters into her own hands.
Camille dresses down her daughter again, and it makes me depressed.
No wonder Monet has so much hate in her heart.
I have to laugh at Kates discovery of the phenomenon that is children modeling their parents behaviors.
And youre a teacher?
I, however, am personally on a mission to unmask and expose child bride Graham Smith.
Hes 21, married, and considers a high-school students Instagram lives to be appointment viewing.
Hes a struggling music-school student.
Why wouldnt he befriend a nepo baby?
I bet his wife, if shes real, is in on it.
Shan finally cracks and confesses to Zoya the truth about her house.
Way harsh, Tai.
Imagine asking your friends father, How much does a place like this go for?
Once again, I say be serious!
I feel for Shan in this scenario because theres no solid way out.
You are sitting on a bad-boy piece of information that is eating you alive.
Boy, youre bought by both Davis and de Haan.
You better get used to it.
XOXO
BestGossip Girl-ism: Audrey referring to Grace as sweet home Ala-basic.
Monet channeling mother Blair: Do I look like Cupid for poors?
Monet voicing what the readers at home want and telling Luna, Say more things.
Spotted: Charli XCX.
