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But how did our Upper East and West Siders make out (kissing pun!)

in this high-stakes arena?

Only I can judge them.

Onward with our second installment of theGossip Girl Report Card.

Good for you, Zoya.

I mean, she was Edith Whartoninspired but she wasnt actually Edith Wharton.

Because we do not know how old he is (I feel like … How do we feel about him buying her ticket to this fundraiser as a secret surprise?

In an effort to support this burgeoning young love, Im going to go with the former.

Looking forward to it, truly.

Posting salacious gossip about Zoya on the @GossipGirl accountwhiletalking to Zoyas dad is really something.

The most dangerous kind of person is the person who THINKS shes a good person when shes not!

On the other hand … he is very hot.

He Nancy Drews his teachers (public?

Whatever happened to building tension?

Chuck and Blair didnt christen the backseat of his limo until the end of episodeseven.

Must everything move at the speed of TikTok?

Still not enough to get her above aC.

Lets talk about Kiki.

Kiki is going through it.

(I love that the guy whose lap she falls into is like, Im a doctor.

Im rooting for her.

Were ALL rooting for her.

But for now she barely skates by with aC-.

Genuinely wild to watch a couple of hot rich girls micromanage the social media rollout of their friends breakup.

Pretty sure this girl has other connections.

into thinking theyre still together?

That said, her emotional arc in this episode like everything else in this show so far!

I hope not.D

AkiLast week: BAki is boring, Im sorry!

I hope he gets interesting soon.

And whyishe always siding with Kiki over Audrey?

Is he sleeping with her, too?

Because that would, in fact, be interesting.F

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