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Oh, and what about the movies premiere, whereLisa Rinna came dressed as the bunny?
Wasnt it just this last episode ofPump Ruleswhere she said she didnt expect Randall to change?
Oh, how right she was!
Yes, this story is like smoking some very good pot.
No Christian man would do what hes done, she wrote.
Hes been flaunting around my town in OC making out in public places.
Was the business trip when she was filmingReal Housewives All Stars 2?
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Steve, however, is painting a very different picture.
Hetold Page Sixthat their relationship actually ended in December and that Vicki wont leave him alone.
Since he thought they were done, I guess that means he wasnt cheating?
Hetold the website, Im not famous, nor do I want to be.
I wanted my life back.
Well, if we all knew about it, how much of a surprise was it?
I went for the jugular with them.
I would go for the jugular over their outfits, which are, ahem,very pink.
Why not film in New York like they do many of the reunions?
Maybe because of vaccine requirements?
Oh, andVanderpump Rulesis on its last legs as well.
Theres no way she would ever get that, particularly because Erikaslegal drama will continue to consume the show.
How can she add $2 million in value?
Lisa also apparently wanted to keep firedPump Rulescast membersStassi SchroederandKristen Doute, but Bravo overruled her.
Legal bills arent cheap, hunty.
MEREDITH MARKS THE SPOT:Dont you dare disengage with this event at the upcoming Vulture Festival.
Maybe Meredith will tell us if she reallydidcall the feds on Jen.Buy your tickets here.
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Jen Shahwill have to update her LinkedIn profile toinclude strip-club party host.
As I just said, them legal bills aint cheap.
She will now be referred to as Meghan OToole King Edmonds Biden Owens III, PI.
secure your spot on the Housewives InstitutesupcomingUltimate Girls Tripnow.
Wait, ifRHOBHis already filming, will this be on the show?
!Sutton Strackeis having a back-to-school sale at her boutique to pay for herenrollment in law school.
We appreciate the announcement.
My theory is that Kyles nose broke itself out of sheer embarrassment.
Other than that, her character is a bit of a sketch.
This movie seems more intent on grossing out the audience with unimaginative kills than developing any of its characters.
Ill tell you why.
Because one of them is played by Kyle Richards.
Yes,Halloween Killsisnot a good movie.
Its not even so good, its bad; its just sort of hacky and inexplicably shoddy.
The tone is all over the place, and it doesnt seem to know what it wants to accomplish.
Does it love horror?
Is it making fun of it?
I dont know, and neither does the script.
As for Kyle, shes actually pretty good.
Give this lady an Oscar, or at least a Cable Ace Award.
Maybe free dinner at Carls Jr.?
Who knows what you should get for reality-TV excellence, but Kyle should win that.
I dont think it can be blamed on Kyle or reality television, though.
ErikaJayneHasHerCome-to-AndyMoment
Recapping parts one and two of the four-part (!!)RHOBHreunion.
Like that, but with only Erika and Andy.
Why do we need all of these other women around?
And what a ragtag bunch it is.
What was this theme?
I have no clue.
Lets start with Kyle, wearing one of the worst reunion abominations of all time.
Its very late-90s and not in a chic way.
Man, whoever is responsible for this should lose their job or their eyesight.
Kathy Hilton, in red polka dots, looks like a middle-school production ofA Streetcar Named Desire.
However, her matte-purple lip looks like she just bit off a Muppets finger.
(Did you know all Muppets have purple blood?)
Its sort of like wrapping a sea urchin in Hello Kitty tissue paper.
Especially in part two, she seemed to handle the grilling from Andy quite well.
However, the money stuff did lead to one of the only two questions she didnt answer.
She said she couldnt say how she got the money to leave Tom except that it was legal.
Im at a place where I dont know who I was married to, she says.
There were good parts, and there were bad parts.
Im trying to figure out what the fuck happened, in the law firm and my personal life.
There are moments Im overwhelmed and sad and heartbroken and bewildered …
I dont know what was real.
It contains multitudes of emotions and all of the messiness life has to offer.
What other nonsense do we need to go over?
During most of their exchange, she came off faker than most of Dorits jewelry.
Instead we got Kyle and Kathy hugging on the couch and crying about all the time they lost together.
I was actually moved.
I actually, for a second, didnt just want things to get back to Erika.
It looks like a bad kindergarten art project, yet they will put it oneverything.
I promise you might keep your Maryland coffee mug at home.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season two, episode six:Surprise!
The double date is at the restaurant owned by the flaky caterers who surprise!
immediately stop by the table with carnitas tacos and an alibi and surprise!
they also stock a certain someones tequila brand.
Vanderpump Rules, season nine, episode four:Lisa is very empathetic.
Do not bring up the names of the fallen.
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is fromlast weeks Potomac recap.
Candiace, you take one step forward and then about 50 steps back.
ISaidWhatISaid
Wear your seatbelt.
Mary Cosbyafter explaininghow a parishioner recently fell 30 feet to her death in a car accident.
