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Think it needs sound effects, he says.
Make it beep and boop and shit.
Naturally, the suits dont catch his sarcasm, and love the idea.
All just to become a good corporate soldier?
Cell phones and iPad cameras capture the moment and ensure it goes viral.
Naturally, the corporate league is displeased with his shenanigans and orders him to lay low.
And he genuinely loves his job and respects the sport.
Sometimes thats the way sadness comes out.
Thats what Ace tells his nephew Thomas after a tense family dinner.
Jack, Staci, and Thomas are staying with Ace and Carol after a small fire at their house.
Your granddad is on fire for eternity, she bitterly says.
Sometimes thats the way sad comes out, Ace explains.
And when Thomas asks why his granddad Tom killed himself, Ace says his spirit was broken.
Ace might as well be talking about himself.
Hes understandably angry that Jack has written him off as a heel.
Bill tells Ace that he has a vicious side in him, just like his father Tom did.
Tap that vein … riches will flow, Bill advises.
Willie punches him, hard, many times.
He pulls a punch towards her, and she doesnt flinch.
The next morning, hes kicked out by Ted and told the interstate motel has vacant rooms.
Not that a little pain makes Bill have a quiet night.
Wake the fuck up, yall!
Sometimes thats the way sad comes out.
Staci gets a job.
Which, by the way, likely caught on fire because of the squirrels chewing through the wires.
Squirrels he had promised to take care of, but which took a backseat to DWL biz.
I think this every week: Staci Spade would make a great name for a female wrestling star.
A fast friendship has formed between Crystal and sweet Bobby Pin, and its a delightful development.
Sometimes thats the way sadness comes out.
And sometimes Ace is just an asshole, too.
