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Like, he wishes him dead.
Spoiler: He only wishes death upon Keanu Reeves (twice).
I was immediately taken by her (how could I not be?)
and liked her, and I got the sense she was intrigued, too maybe it was going tobesomething.
Fairly early in the making ofFriendsI realized that I was still crushing badly on Jennifer Aniston.
Our hellos and goodbyes became awkward.
And then Id ask myself,How long can I look at her?
Is three seconds too long?
The One About Meeting the OtherFriends Courteney Cox was wearing a yellow dress and was cripplingly beautiful.
Sean Penn was one of my favorites he appeared in two episodes in season eight and nailed it.
The Ones About His Co-stars inThe Whole Nine Yards Bruce Willis did not disappoint heoozedA-list.
He didnt just take over a room, hewasthe room.
Three-second pour, he said to the petrified man.
Amanda Peet was also in the cast.
The One About River Phoenix I got to know River, who personified beauty in every way.
There was an aura around that guy.
But he made you feel too comfortable to even be jealous of him.
(Eddie Fisher and Connie Stevenss daughter thats right, Carrie Fishers half sister.
This girl was no stranger to charm.)
It was everything I thought I wanted.
I was going to fill all the holes withFriends Like Us.
The One About Michael J.
Fox I remember realizing when I was in ninth grade in Ottawa that Michael J.
Then, Chris Farley died.
His disease had progressed faster than mine had.
I punched a hole through Jennifer Anistons dressing room wall when I found out.Keanu Reeves walks among us.
(Of course she was).
But there has to be more, God.
Why did you spareme?
Im ready give me the direction and I will follow it.
But that cant be it.
The One Praising Chevy Chase Chevy had long been a hero of mine.
In fact, his performance in the movieFletchhad changed my life forever.
I bought it via the phone.
I wonder if hed care.
(Actually, hed probably set fire to it himself.)
Someday you, too, might be called upon to do something important, so be ready for it.
And when whatever happens, just think,What would Batman do?and do that.
In the operating room they gave propofol, you know, the drug that killed Michael Jackson.
I learned then and there that Michael Jackson didnt want to be high, he wanted to be out.
But there is still time!
I have made more mistakes in my love life than Elizabeth Taylor.
She said something in that documentary that is true for me, too.
I got it; I understand that.
