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Next up is Holmes Holmes.

What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?Im gonna be honest with you, whether youre ready or not.

directed by the worlds best improvisor, Hailey Palmer.

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We used the show to discuss how all human connections are meaningful no matter their length of time.

This TV show means so much to me.

No spoilers, but expect something very funny, queer, and midwestern.

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She laughed, and I moved on with my life.

Christmas morning came, and we were at my nana and papas house.

My sister, my cousin, and I all start opening presents.

I open my first gift, and its a family-size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

I think,Yum, I love these, and move on to my next gift.

Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

Next gift, Cool Ranch.

Next gift, weve found a pattern.

This is when I start to piece it all together.

Flash to 30 minutes later.

So that either explains why I was bulimic in my teens or why Im a comedian.

When Im not performing, Im really into medicine and being a doctor and stuff.

Tell us everything about your worst show ever.Nothing bad even happened at this show.

Just did average and it was my birthday and Im a Leo.

With that being said,Jessy Morner-Rittsstage energy is unmatchable.

She is a complete star.

When she performs, I hear nothing else, which means a lot because I have really bad ADD.

When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.

Whats an embarrassingly earnest goal you have?Get married in the church my parents were married in.

No … Ill probably get married in a forest.

Sorry to me in the future.

She basically said you shouldnt obsess over a stand-up set that went poorly or incredibly.

Love u, Carly.