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(Probably because they were once chapters in a book.)
But in itssecond episode, the spinoffHouse of the Dragonbroke the mold.
This episode was not structured like a normalGame of Thronesepisode.
It was structured like a season finale ofThe Bachelor.
So we decided to recap it like one.
The first: Laena Velaryon, Viseryssfirst cousin once removedand a literal 12-year-old.
Which of them will receive the final rose?
Thats the Hightower … they named it that because its a very high tower.
Tax breaks in the Vale of Arryn are not what they used to be.
But, the age thing.
To paraphrase Walter Sobchak, 12-year-olds, dude.
Which, of course, is exactly what she is.
When these two dragon-riders face off, will sparks fly?
Ahead of the Rose Ceremony, Viserys agonizes over his choice.
Were in for a classicBachelordilemma will the king go with his head or his heart?
Its one of these two or nothing.)
Tensions are high in Small Council HQ as the ceremony commences.
Corlys Velaryon proclaims the entire show a farce while Otto Hightower looks pleased as punch.
The drama is high.
