How to Throw aSuccession-Finale Party

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Back in October, I threw aSuccessionseason-three-premiere party … and swiftly got roasted by stan accounts everywhere.

We had Tomlettes and Gregs.

We had Boar on the Floor (charcuterie meats).

We had a drinking game that stayed up on our living-room wall for weeks.

I staged one myself last week forChiantishire,and I promise its a good idea.

Because you cant spell Successionfinale party without success.

Implement a rainbow-wristband system if you have to,VIP-treehouse style.

Step 3: Decor

Kendalls birthday party gave us so much to work with.

Starting, of course, with a walk-through representation of his mothers vagina.

We recommend adorning your hallway with pink tablecloths and balloons.

If you cant find real humans to fill your Compliment Tunnel (supply chain!

), handwritten compliments work fine.

And of course, what would aSuccessionparty be without a Waystar Royco step-and-repeat?

Its tall, jolly, and you’re able to hang your crimes on it.

What would aSuccessionparty be without some fun and games?

One time, pre-pandemic, I co-hosted aSuccession-themed murder mystery.

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Or rifle through the presents under your aforementionedChristmas treeTom for the hidden bunny-wrapping-paper present.

Whoever accidentally finds the watch loses.

you might also play a game called Wheres Marcia?

in honor of everyones favoriteAWOL characterthis season.

Its sort of like the Passover tradition of the afikomen but for beloved actress Hiam Abbass.

Here is where you could serve a warm winter drink.

Whoever remembers to bring Logan a Coca-Cola gets bonus points that count toward a future presidential run.

Try …

Shame sponge cake:

Greggplant pasta alla nonna, a.k.a.

Okay, so this is just the episode itself.

But hey, maybe Tiny Wu-Tang is available to play your party.

Hold a wake for the character who dies.

Pay out if you weretaking bets.

Thats how you throw aSuccession-finale party good enough to earn akiss from Daddy.