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I likeHarry Styles,as far as celebrities go.
We can do a lot worse.
Does he desperately need towatch this videoby comedian Caleb Hearon?
Yes, it would clear up a lot of annoyance.
Other than being all ambiguous for clout, Styles seems cool.
His solo music, however, has never moved me.
Easy-listening music is good.
Enya lives in a castle for a reason (the reason being that Orinoco cash flow, baybee).
Harry Styless third solo album,Harrys House,debuted last week, and its really quite nice.
As Ive listened, though, Ive noticed something:
My guy has a lot of lyrics about food.
The tracks onHarrys Housego both ways.
Theyre entwined in vignettes of dates, late nights, and early kitchen-counter mornings with a love interest.
In the sensual spirit ofHarrys House,lets rate the album based on how it tastes.
The closest I could come to edible stars were Starburst.
Also, the green tea never came.
How sexy was the meal?
For one, the sushi restaurant had no music to speak of.
And later that day, at my desk, I broke out in hives from something I ate.
I do not know why this is called a 99.
I dont even know how I know any of this.
Then I went into McDonalds … and the ice-cream machine was broken.
Also, I was really hung-over and didnt want to have a bottle of rouge.
No gettin through those grape-juice blues.
If I was a bluebird, I would fly to you.
Reminded me of my own loneliness.
Little Freak is right.
Matilda
Tea and toast, a nice contemplative breakfast for a nice contemplative song.
I think euphemism, but I only had popcorn.
Thumbs up (for the song and the movie).
Someones seenPhantom Thread, I think.
Also learned how to use a moka pot to honor the lyric moka pot Monday.
I do not trust people whose coffee tool of choice is this.
Mug choice is a nod to Harry being the sexy green M&M of One Direction.
Despite that and the hash-brown lack, thumbs up.
In Conclusion …
Why did I do this?
