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We need to put an end to all of these Housewives sex scenes.
Yes, we want our reality stars to bare all, but we mean that spiritually, not physically.
You know how we do here at the Housewives Institute, always keeping it classy.
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Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
Lets just say that all, allegedly, happened.
That is sound legal reasoning.
I mean, we all know reality TV is fake.
There has been no ruling yet on whether the show can be admitted as evidence.
We never saw that on the show.
What could the attorneys be worried about?
Well, Jen is the only person who was supposedly part of the scheme who hasnt pleaded guilty.
(Do they even still make those?)
Sheposted a video toInstagram earlier this week saying, I invited my family on a trip to Jamaica.
I paid for everyone, I paid for everything.
Call the rabbi over to help.
Fans arealready pissed about it.
So, yeah, I wouldnt believe it.
Housewives Twitter is really just people saying, Bring back Dorinda!
repeatedly in different ways every day.
Kathy is apparently veryunhappy with the dramasurrounding her in the upcoming season.
Kim also revealed thatAndy Cohen called herabout a possible return.
I cant believe were already speculating about season 13 and season 12 hasnt even happened yet.
Heady days in Bev Hills indeed.
There was, however, some small vindication for Mx.
Jayne when itsnowed in Pasadenalast week.
Doloreshas moved onand so has Davidwho has a new girlfriend,Vanessa Moretto.
The funny thing is, Vanessa is the ex ofLouie Ruelas, who isTeresa Giudices fiance.
David said they met through a mutual friend.
kindly tell me it was Teresa.
Seriously, are there only six people in New Jersey and they are all just fucking each other?
Anyway, wake me up when there isTony the Pool Guynews.
LIKE RAIN ON HER WEDDING DAY: Did you know that Southern CharmerMadison LeCroyis engaged?
Yeah, I forgot that too.
(And forgot that hesa hot piece.)
She was in New York City recently shopping for wedding dresses and guesswho she ran into?Alex Rodriguez.
A little too ironic, yeah I really do think.
THERES SNOW DENYING:Best of Bravo postedthat the second season ofWinter Housestarts filming (checks calendar)today!
There are also a slew of newbies, all probably models.
Many happy returns to the couple.
Margaret Josephsis facinga $180,000 lawsuit.
Candiace Dillard:still not fired.
She says that there is no mens jewelry or womens jewelry, its for everyone.
You know, thegayrainbow.
How a photo shoot makes money, I dont know.
Maybe she just wrote a check to put her money where her mouth is.
My problem is that I dont like where her mouth is.
Meredith says that equality means never having to come out.
When we can stop labeling people, then we have equality at every level, she tells us.
Sorry, Mere-Mere, but I dont think thats really true.
What Meredith said is basically I dont see race for queer people.
I want to be labeled!
Im proud to be gay.
Im happy I came out.
In fact, I have never met one gay person who wasnt eventually happy that they came out.
Why would you deny that experience of liberation to anyone so that you could feel like theyre more equal?
(And since its still not law, that could be overturned.
Just ask our friend Jane Roe and her enemy Mr. We are nowhere near where Meredith wants us to be.
The Housewives have a weird history with the LGBTQ+ community.
When they first started, there were gay sidekicks everywhere, like Vicki Gunvalsons brother Billy.
There was Miss Lawrence, Derek J, and Dwight Eubanks onRHOA.
They have almost entirely disappeared.
Remember the fight she got into at a marriage-equality rally with Alex McCord about who liked gays more?
But, to quote one gay icon, what have the Housewives done for us lately?
Yes, there has been an uptick in representation recently.
Braunwyn came out, but after being cast as an ostensibly straight woman.
This is progress, but its not enough.
Where is a trans or nonbinary cast member?
I want her to do more.
I want her to dosomething.
Contrast this with what Heather Dubrow has shown us this season onRHOC.
She talks about supporting her daughter Max, who came out as bisexual, and her book launch.
Heather comes across as a lovely and supportive mother doing everything she can for her children.
Did she force Kat to sit in front of the mirror doing product placement for a local nursery?
Shes not trying to hide their orientation or look like the PFLAG parent of the year.
Shes just being real.
What Im saying is that I want more.
I dont want us to be the sidekicks anymore, I want us as main characters.
I want one on every show.
Gays love the Housewives and the Housewives love Gays.
That is not in question.
What is in question is how deep their dedication to the cause runs.
Alexia is in Miami, when is she organizing a rally against the Dont Say Gay Bill?
Thats what I thought.
Then I might be interested.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season-Two Finale:Jens favorite flavor of LaCroix is COCONUT.
Someone call the feds (maybe Meredith has their number handy?)!
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 4, Episode 11:Peter says, Im healed.
Girl, you are not fine.
You are gettingarrested for domestic violence.
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is froma recent RHOM recap.
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I could make a fire.
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