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Hollywood love stories are so cliche: Boy meets girl.
Boy and girl fall in love.
Girl also gets fired.
Girl breaks up with boy.
Boy gets body taken over by an aggressive alien parasite.
Girl briefly also hosts the parasite.
Girl kisses boy while possessed by said parasite.
Boy stops another evil parasites plot.
Boy realizes hes found his true love with an alien parasite.
Boy and girl get coffee and reconcile.
Girl says that shes sorry about Venom.
But once the parasite crashes down into the picture, things get ridiculous.
Tom Hardy develops a hungerfor flesh and climbs into a lobster tank.
Riz Ahmeds tech billionaire reveals his plan to take off into space and use a parasite to survive.
She talks about her new job as a public defender.
He reveals hes going back to print journalism (good luck, man).
Then Michelle Williams turns and gets serious and delivers the immortal line: Hey, Im sorry about Venom.
Its a funny word, and its funny because, you know, alien parasite.
Why isshesorry about Venom?
Its not her fault, but she cares enough about Eddie to sympathize with his loss of another partner.
Its not coherent as much as it is impulse, lumbering from one big swing to the next.
Obviously, its not a natural phrase to deliver.
Why would you want it to be?
yo, make us not sorry about the sequel toVenom.
