Interview With the Vampire
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Welcome back, my fellow creatures of the night.
In the end, Louis lands on eating white folks which, fair enough.
I worry we may be in for a long season of self-loathing from Louis, you guys.
Meanwhile Lestat is just here for the yuks.
Louis tries to argue that hes good for the community because his club the Azalea is a job creator.
Lestat releases a zinger: For every 20 people he kills he makes one small businessmans dreams come true.
Louis de Pointe du Lac, the Dark Prince of Iberville.
Sure, why not.
Its causing some serious problems in the relationship, actually.
I like men called Daddy, says Miss Brown.
Bad Daddy, quips Lestat as he dumps champagne down her shirt.
This is when Louis decides to bail.
Confronting Lestat later through sobs, he asks, Arent I enough?
And Lestat, confirmed dick, cracks up.
He just wants a little variety on occasion.
So Louis has permission to have sex with whoever he wants, too?
Okay, as you were.)
Too bad it all has to end in tragedy.
Tragedy for Jonah, because he has to go fight in WWI.
What can I say?
Boo hoo, Lestat.
Youre the one who wanted to make this an open thing!
First, Louis plays by the rules.
But mustache-twirler in chief, the N-word using john from episode one, is not so easily deterred.
But apparently this law only applies to the Black-owned businesses.
The whites have officially whited too far for Louis.
First, Louis puts a sign on the Azaleas door reading Coloreds Only, which rules.
Obviously the whites start throwing bricks through the window but, there is good news.
Louis has finally found a dude so odious he feels no compunction in killing and eating him.
Colonel Mustache returns home one night to find Louis sitting quietly in his office.
Oh buddy, youre about to find out, now.
For good measure, he adds a line about the weird goings on in your sodomite townhouse.
Bro, you dont even know.
Mustache shoots a pistol, Louis doesnt move, and says coolly, Ill let you reload.
But before he can, Louis has speed-racered behind him and slashed… something.
You think that Im arrogant!
And he slaps that bitch right in the face.
Maybe I am arrogant!
Lestat is proud, of course, but Louis hasnt considered the inevitable response.
Terrorists set his club and the whole neighborhood on fire in retribution.
He thought he was just doing this for his people!
Perhaps he should have listened to Mamaw when she told him she sees a demon in him.
(It doesnt help that he then blew launch the front door of the house in anger.)
He may not be able to save anyone else, but he can save this girl.
