Interview With the Vampire
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Oh my God, you guys.
and asks nothing of me in return.
I am ready to be seduced.
And we havent even gotten to the vampire part yet.
Present-day vampire Louis narrates that he is infuriated by Lestat but somehow has been rendered powerless to move.
Louis is both repulsed by the stranger and drawn to him.
You know where this is going.
Lestat soon begins, to use Louiss word, hunting him.
But there is also one more vampire power that I am finally ready to talk about the levitating orgasm.
How am I expected not to laugh at this?
It was goofy when they did it onBuffy.
Its goofier than Edward Cullen breaking the headboard.
It is so goofy.
Still, I admire the commitment.
This show gives even the hackiest of vampire tropes full indulgence.
So far, Lestats only character motivation gives the impression of Louis, which is fair enough.
It is Louis telling the story, after all.
Louis has a lot more going on, internally.
I lay down with the devil!
(Looks like vampires are okay to enter churches in this universe!)
Honestly, this scene is everything.
Louis tries to kill Lestat with his big knife and/or small sword and Lestat rises up and starts monologuing.
Did I need the classic horror movie score to hammer the tone home?
Did I need Lestat chasing down a second priest in slow motion and punching straight through his skull?
Do I love it?
With all of my heart.
Lestats pitch to Louis boils down to, This world sucks, dont it?
But I love you and your beautiful face so lets do crimes.
They make out and then drink each others blood right there beneath the crucifix.
This, this is a vampire show.
Im so excited for next week, my friends.
