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Hello everyone and welcome to the beach volleyball finals!
I mean, congrats on your silver, but how much taekwondo can a nation possibly watch?
And what about the Americans?
What about the sports were good at?
Instead we will be discussing our favorite sport: Real Housewives.
This is nothing like sports.
But thats why we love it.
Dame Brian Moyan
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Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
But there is one that we didnt even know about: bees.
Not only is she afraid, but shes also incredibly allergic.
Sheposted on her Instagram Storythat she walked into a hive of bees and was stung multiple times.
), and jumping in the pool multiple times to get the insects off of her.
The video is so wild,it made CNN!
Including helping me through my panic attack.
And for repeatedly having to convince me there were no more bees in my hair.
This might sting a little less (girl, you thought I could resist myself?)
if Kyle manages to sell her old house, the one we seeSutton Strackeliving in on this season ofRHOBH.
Her daughters Farrah and Alexia just listed the house with, of course, The Agencyfor $6.75 million.
Richards-Umanskys listed the house last June for$5.95 millionbefore pulling it from the market.
Maybe its worth more now because Sutton lived there.
Or because its bee free.
Hospital snifferMary Cosbyrecently took to Instagramto say she blocked castmateHeather Gayon Instagram because she is a racist.
THE END OF DAYS:Peacock is going hard after the Housewives demographic.
I wonder who told Page Six this exclusively?
Any ideas,SARA?!
During the trip, the EMTswere called to treat rumored cast memberJulia Lemigova.
Apparently she got too much sun and had to have an IV but didnt go to the hospital.
Im not sure if youre aware, but Julia is already your new favorite Housewife.
Now shes forcing people to call an ambulance because she got overheated?
That isVictoria Denise Gunvalson Jr.level foolishness, and I am here for every second of it.
The twoacknowledged their relationship on Instagram this week.
Definitely worth a read, if only because it mentions my recaps.
Things arent looking great for Tom, though.
The price of his house just got slashed from $13 million to $9.98 million.
Also there are$6 million in liensagainst the property so, yeah.
She isnt even on the show yet and she already fits in.
Oh, how funny.
The engagement comes right as the shows ninth season is wrapping up filming.
What a coinkydinky Apple Juicy.
To celebrate, here isa picture of her fiance in a Speedo.
OOH LA LA:Lisa Vanderpumpis expanding her restaurant empire.
It will be her second Vegas property, after the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden at Ceasars Palace.
The press release says, Vanderpump a Paris will be located adjacent to the Paris Las Vegas front desk.
BEST OF BRAVO:According to Reddit, these are theten best episodes of the Real Housewives franchise.
Since all these lists are made for people to argue about, let the arguing begin!
Well, I have found the solution and it is my husbands cousin Cameron.
Cameron is thin, pretty, chic, and loves to party.
Oh, also, I have seen her get into more than one fight with a stranger in public.
(Naturally, I loved it.)
This woman could single-handedly saveRHONY, but the thing is, Im the only one who knows this.
Well, so does my husband.
Also, so does Cameron because we have both told her several times.
The people who dont know this are the fans.
Right now, they are all clamoring to bring back Dorinda Medley.
However, shes holding out for a peach, not just being a friend of.
Sorry, ladies and gentlegays, but I wouldnt hold your breath for any of these returns.
Thats part of the reason weve seen some of the OGs get the chop in recent years.
I would be surprised if Bravo would make that concession.
When Caroline countered that she would only come back if she was full time, Bravo balked.
The news ofHeather Dubrows return toRHOChas fans emboldened that their once and future favorites might have a way back.
However, resurrections from being gone from the show to full time once again are pretty rare.
This brings me back to Cameron, the would-be savior ofRHONY.
We didnt even know we wanted Dorinda back until casting directors found her in the first place.
The same goes for Bethenny.
Well, Jill Zarin found Bethenny, so maybe casting should just call Jill to reopen her Rolodex.
But you get my point.
As Housewives fans, we love the shows and want them to succeed even when they suck.
The problem is, we dont know what we dont know.
Bravo and the production companies that make these shows are the experts and have decades of experience.
We trust them season after season to deliver and, more often than not, they do.
follows on the app.
But why does Drake follow Rinna?
Is he a Housewives fan?
Well, not so fast.
Most of his follows are fellow musicians or sports-key in figures (snore emoji).
But this leads to further mysteries.
How did Drake discover Rinna?
He is apparently so infatuated with Kris that he still follows the account for her short-lived daytime talk show.
Kris is friends with both Rinna and Kyle Richards, so maybe that is a connection?
Was there a fateful dinner party at Kriss and they followed each other?
Even after this thorough investigation, we still dont know why Drake follows the artist formerly known as Lisar.
Can I give you his message anyway?
No, dude, you cannot.
And Ray saying Katie … Wow!
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It was flaccid, but it was still chubby and nice.
I almost forgot I saw his dick.
Eboni K. Williams
