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The Real Housewives of New York Cityis a franchise in crisis.
Ramona staggered over the maybe too problematic for TV line years ago.
Sonja has become Big Edie.
Eboni was thrown under the bus by the entire production.
How do I know itll work?
Because I watchedThe Late Show With Stephen Colbertlast night.
Firstly, all that ear is a clunky dig.
It makes Culkin sound like aDumbocrow.
It was also strike two.
Smith-Cameron finally flung a drink in Culkins face when he started stage-shouting in her ear like an old lady.
Thank you so much for staying up so late!
Smith-Cameron will tolerate some jokes, but what shewontstand for is the suggestion that she goes home at eight.
All she has to do now is think of a goodHousewivestagline.