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This weeks big event was a rerun of last weeks big event.
Jeff Bezoss space nonsense was, joke-wise, a pale echo of Richard Bransons space nonsense.
Everyone had a nice laugh about how phallic Bezoss rocket was, a relatively toothless thing to josh about.
Dont get it twisted wild shit happened this week.
It just wasnt really monologue fodder.
A composer for the Olympics opening ceremony resigned because people found out hemade a disabled kid eat feces.
Theres a hugestrike at Frito-Lay.
Yet many monologues this week focused mostly on quotes from books about Trump.
I, for one, dont care about Trump books anymore.
I want to hear about Shein hauls!
Heres what hit best this week in late night.
5.Desus & Meros Filthiest Monologue Yet
Desus and Mero should always be wallowing in the muck.
you’ve got the option to be nasty and considerate, fellas.
Kate Beckinsale Looks Hotter With a Beard
Fake facial hair always delivers.
A beard suits Beckinsale, highlighting her already cut cheekbones in a way you didnt think was medically possible.
He just has fake staches lying around!
That makes sense, but its good to confirm.
Thats Not Talking About Me!
Twitter rightfully pointed outthat one of the joys ofI Think You Should Leaveis the way it reinvents English.
It finally went all the way over when Meyers got the name of Robinsons show wrong.
That somehow devolved into the two arguing over whose show has the most needlessly long name.
Thats not talking about me!
Robinson insisted about the titleI Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson.Got it?
Its not talking about him.
Its just the title.
Another is technically a saint!
Another attacked the camera, which is always fun.
My only complaint is that Sudeikis doesnt support a puppys rump enough when holding them.
