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Next up isJaye McBride.
What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?Real Housewives: The noses are fake but the drama is real!
Im most proud of just how much I kissed Amys ass to get that gig.
(Great word, right?)
I immediately fell in love with the art.
Id rather play another character and write for other characters because Im way too boring.
Great opening and an Easter egg for fans of 90s music.
The venue insisted on doing the show anyway.
it’s possible for you to only do shitty crowd work so long.
Fortunately, my crowd work is slightly less shitty now.
Hes probably the funniest comic in the city, in my opinion.
When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.
what hill will you die on?Everest?
Even though the Sherpas would probably leave me there to freeze.
Dude, that shit was stupid years ago, give it up.
Also, Id tell comics that industry people arent nearly as important as they used to be.
Its not 1980 when a set onJohnny Carsonwould make your career.
Whats an embarrassingly earnest goal you have?To have a 60s-style living room likeBrady Bunch, mod-style era.
Just imagine the swinging parties I could have but never will because Im antisocial.
Also, I want to be a Marvel villain, but thats not so much embarrassing as unattainable.
A trans villain is a little too on the nose for Middle America.
You know how many assholes there are in this business?
(Insert proctologist joke.)
(Insert joke about the words insert and proctologist in a sentence.)
I was always told I had to do everything to impress the right people.
Ironically, thats when good things started happening for me.
