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(Our friends at Intelligencer have elegantly coined it theBig Gross Book of Touches.)

Okay, but thatsnotwhat this is about!
And its frankly incredible that Cuomo thought releasing an irrelevant montage of photos would somehow exonerate him.
Apparently, his strategy for literally any crisis is: put out a PowerPoint.
Meanwhile, Sandra Lee is galavanting around St. Tropez with a new man,giving zero fucks.