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The first area of supremacy, Johnson explains, is the military.
We forget what a privilege that is.
We dont have that at all.
Were not scared of our neighbors to the north and the south.
I wish Canada wouldcatch a tone, do you understand?
We would slap the maple out of Canada.
Americas second area of triumph, Johnson continues, is its innovations in food flavoring.
If we all went to India tonight and we had traditional Indian food, itd be amazing.
Youd have your mind blown, he says.
Meanwhile, in America, were like, I wanna taste birthday.
He pauses and licks his lips while the audience cheers.
You know your birthday is a day, so its time, so you cant taste time?
